!Food Flash! Man Flashes Genital “Whopper” At Burger King Drive Thru

!Food Flash!

“Sexual Deviants, Have It Your Way!”

A Longmont, Colorado Burger King employee is credited with taking a drunken sexual deviant off the streets. Richard Troupe pulled into the Burger King Drive Thru at 3am, clearly intoxicated. When 24-year old Burger King employee, Jennifer Scott, asked if she could help him she noticed he was not wearing any pants and was holding his genitals. Troupe replied by asking her if she’d like to hold his “Whopper.”

Jennifer politely declined the offer to hold the stranger’s genital “Whopper” and promptly called police. The 52-year old Troupe is now facing charges of drunk driving and indecent exposure.

To Jennifer, I say maybe she was too quick to call the cops. I think I saw this gag at a performance of Puppetry of the Penis. It’s quite possible that not all “genital Whoppers” are meant to be sexual. It could be art. Longmont, Colorado and Jennifer Scott hate art.